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by Lynn Demarest in Mostly True Stories
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by Lynn Demarest in Stories
Viagra pills Sophia Flowers was baking a birthday cake for her grandson, viagra pills who would turn five years old the next day. Viagra pills Five was a big deal, viagra pills so a backyard party had been planned. Viagra pills The birthday boy’s assertive mother — Sophia’s daughter, viagra pills Abigale — had meted out various party responsibilities to the invited guests. Viagra pills One had chips and dip, viagra pills another the bounce house, viagra pills another ponies, viagra pills party favors, viagra pills hot dogs, viagra pills and so on. Viagra pills In all, viagra pills there were thirty-four assignments, viagra pills one for each family who planned to attend.
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Viagra pills “Since when do people ask to come to a two-year-old’s birthday party?” Sophia asked her.
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Viagra pills “Jack!”
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Viagra pills “Oh my God!” she cried. Viagra pills “What happened? Will he be all right?”
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Viagra pills Should be. Viagra pills Not will be. Viagra pills Sophia held back the urge to cry. Viagra pills She felt terrible for having secretly accused Jack unfairly of dawdling with the Bench Boys.
Viagra pills Jack woke up a few hours later in the hospital. Viagra pills Sophia was there, viagra pills and so was the kite man and his son, viagra pills even though the doctor had told them he was unsure how long Jack would remain asleep. Viagra pills As they waited, viagra pills Spider told Sophia about his adventure, viagra pills about the teenagers looking for cigarette money and how Jack had worked with him to save all the kites, viagra pills how Jack had then grabbed his chest and how he’d been suddenly lifted away by the kites.
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Viagra pills “I thought you were going to die, viagra pills” his father said. Viagra pills “Do you realize how far up you were? If you had fallen, viagra pills you would have hit the ground at well over a hundred miles an hour.”
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Viagra pills Sophia say Jack’s eyes crack open. Viagra pills “He’s awake!” she whispered. Viagra pills She’d never taken her eyes off him.
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Viagra pills Jack turned his head to the boy, viagra pills “Your kites?” He’d been asleep during Spider’s retelling of the tale.
“We got ‘em all back!” the boy said, viagra pills “even the Spiderman!”
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Viagra pills “We were playing cards in front of the market. Viagra pills You know, viagra pills Jackie. Viagra pills You stopped to jaw with us.”
Viagra pills Sophia looked at Jack.
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Viagra pills “That’s when I saw you, viagra pills Miss Sophia, viagra pills running after that ambulance and beating on the door so they’d stop and let you in. Viagra pills I was going to call out, viagra pills but I figured it would be best if I just let them get Jackie to the hospital right away. Viagra pills You know seconds count. Viagra pills So I didn’t yell out.
Viagra pills “The ambulance pulled away and that’s when I noticed the plastic bag blowing across the grass. Viagra pills And it wasn’t moving steady like it was empty, viagra pills you know? It looked like it had something in it. Viagra pills Jackie told us that he was getting green food coloring for you, viagra pills Miss Sophia, viagra pills and I figured maybe that was it and when I got to it I knew I was right, viagra pills because inside that bag were two tubes of green food coloring – these two tubes right here…”
Viagra pills And with that, viagra pills Junior Jones pulled the two tubes of green food coloring out of his overall pocket and presented them to Sophia.
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Viagra pills “Yes, viagra pills Ma’am. Viagra pills But I know how everyone loves your cake, viagra pills and I didn’t want to see so many disappointed people on Little Jason’s birthday, viagra pills so I thought I should bring them to you right away. Viagra pills Sorry it took so long. Viagra pills Took us a while to figure out which hospital you were at.”
Viagra pills Sophia looked at Jack.
Viagra pills “Jack, viagra pills” she said, viagra pills “I think we might have room for one more tomorrow, viagra pills what do you think?”
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